Why you shouldn't think your body is better than Heidi Klum's.

(Spoiler alert: because it is NOT.)

Right... Don't get us wrong, we LOVE an ugly/weird statement piece, and we love your bodies (probably..maybe) and we did not just mean to say that your body is weird/ugly BUT the point is, weird/ugly doesn't always work. This is definitely a fashion faux pas we do not appreciate.

Muscle leggings have been around a couple of seasons now, but it hasn't been until recently that we have all been disgraced with regular public appearances. They didn't look flattering on the fittest and sweetest of them all Heidi Klum at her 2011 Halloween appearance - so why would todays every girl think she should strut the streets in her Patent black heels and pull them off.

Exhibit A: Heidi rocking the red carpet.

As a Halloween costume, boy you scored!! For a second there we did not recognize Heidi's stunning face, or even figure! Which yeah works great for a scary costume -'ha ha! look at that supermodel looking ugly! omg the irony is killing me!'- but for the rest of us mortals (that's meant to be a pun in case you didn't get the cross-reference) would not work at a halloween party as either scary or slutty, LET ALONE our daily lives...oh dear God what have we come to, when are last-chance-to-buy steaks gonna fly off the supermarkets for Gaga reincarnations...? Stay tuned.

Exhibit B: Black Milk´s rendition of Muscle legs.

(Trust us when we assure you this is the most flattering image we could find... Also excuse the pixelation)

G's PS: Seriously at the crotch area...Seriously?? I don't understand. I don´t wear my fallopian tube outside the house before second dates unless it´s absolutely vital...

We would love to hear your opinions on wether you agree with our statement or not.
S & G x